while I was cleaning my room I got tired so I went to have a nap on a pile of clothes and then mum came in and tried to scoop me up because she thought I was part of the pile wtf mum
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices